Awww
Here Comes Summertime

It is that wonderful time of the year when once again you feel alive
no more heavy coats
no more sloppy boots......

You can send the children out to play ~
and they never run in and out or slam the doors .....

And you never have
"bitemares"
 

And you get to ride in your
"convertible"
anytime you want...
 

And the only green grass you have to look at, is at your favorite course.
 

And you get to sit out on the porch anytime you want to ~
listen to the birds, listen to your
neighbors fighting...

And your man insists on cooking supper every day...

Aww  isnt this grand ?

REALITY :

1.The children never slam the doors,
or run in and out ~ because you
have locked them.
2.Bees can smell you a mile away.....
3.Riding in your convertible means
riding on your excerise bike to
lose those unwanted pounds you
put on last winter.
4. You're too busy mowing your own
lawn ~ you don't get a chance to
play golf.
5. Get real ~ whens the last time
you had nothing to do but sit on the
front porch.
6. What  "man"  cooks ? {hee hee}

Aww the good ole'
Summertime....