Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much.  One day,
 while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
 They  were amazed when the frog talked to them.  The golden frog
admitted that  he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he
 always
  gave them six  wishes.  He told them that they could have 3 wishes
each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the  forest
were females.  The frog granted his wish.  Mr. Rabbit, after thinking
 for a while, wished for a crash helmet.  One appeared immediately, and
  he placed it on his head.

 Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
 second
 wish.  He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were
 females as well, and the frog granted his wish.  Mr. Rabbit then
 wished
 for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and
 started revving the engine.
 Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
 wasted
 two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr.
 Bear made his final wish, that all the other  bears in the world were
 females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.  The
 frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned  to Mr.
 Rabbit
 for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I
 wish
  that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

hee hee
can you imagine that ?