~For Shops~
All unattended children will be sold as slaves.
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Any children left unattended.....
will be sold to the circus !
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As soon as the rush is over...
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
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Browsers Welcome...Buyers Adored !!
Free ride in a police car....if you shoplift from this store.
Free ride in cop car if caught stealing from this store !!
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If you need a penny, take one.
If you need two pennies, take two.
If you need three pennies, get a job.
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In God we Trust...All others pay cash.
Make me an offer....I can't refuse.
Never underestimate the lack of taste of the buying public.
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Our credit manager is Helle N. Waite.
If you need credit, go to Helle N. Waite.
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Price depends on the customers attitude...!!
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There's no place like this place
near this place
So this must be the place!
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Uncontrolled children will be sold as slaves.
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We break...we cry.
You break...you buy.
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We now cash personal checks.
Twenty dollar limit
with six forms of ID
and a $50 cash deposit.
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Your husband called,
he said to spend as much as you want.
(seen in a craft boutique shop)
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/18/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~