My Home Economics 'Time Plan'
For your viewing pleasure, I have personally colour co-ordinated this page.
- 11:26 Run around like a maniac
- 11:27 Eat your timeplan
- 11:28 Do wheelie races on your stools
- 11:29 Debate the meaning of life with your peers
- 11:30 See how long you can sit on your stove
- 11:31 Discover the effects of microwaves on your Sony-2000 science calculator
- 11:32 Wear the wall clock a s a'hip' tie
- 11:33 Put your foot through the ceiling
- 11:34 Devour your foot
- 11:35 Balance a chair on your knuckle
- 11:36 Balance on top of a chair on your knuckle
- 11:37 Play 'Little Brown Jug' on the stove top
- 11:38 Lodge your finger inside the faucet. Examine the effects
- 11:39 Attempt spontaneous implosion
- 11:40 Hold 'Who can keep their hand on electric elements' contest
- 11:41 Take crash-course in first aid burn treatment
- 11:42 Learn a a new language
- 11:43 Discuss the morality of flicking people
- 11:44 Place a wall-mounted bench on your elbow
- 11:45 Read out every single bar code in the room
- 11:46 Translate evrything the teacher says into Swahili
- 11:47 Grow a new limb