Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when you take it to
church, but so
small when you take it to the mall.
Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but
how quickly a team
plays 60 minutes of basketball.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are,
but how
short they are when watching a movie.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we
pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a
friend.
Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes
into extra innings,
but we complain when a sermon is longer than the
regular time.
Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible,
but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game
or concert, but
scramble to get a back seat at church services.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a
church event into
our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other
events at the last
moment.
Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Bible
verse well enough
to
tell others, but how simple it is for the same people
to understand and
repeat gossip.
Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but
question what the
Bible says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they
do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail
and they spread
like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
regarding God, people
think twice about sharing.