The Ventriloquist

One day a ventriloquist was giving a performance with his dummy. Through the dummy, the ventriloquist began to rip into blondes with one blonde joke after another.
The mostly male audience enjoyed the act. In the middle of the act, however, a young blonde way in the back stood and began to shout.
"You listen to me, mister. I'm sick and tired of you insulting blondes! It's guys like you that give us a bad name. Thanks to guys like you, we've been labeled as nothing but a bunch of dumb sluts, and I've had it!"
Now totally embarrassed, the ventriloquist began to apoligize to the blonde, but she interrupted him.
"You stay out of this mister. This is between me and that fella on your knee."