After looking at these pictures. . . it seemed to make me do a little "soul seaching" so to speak. I began to wonder, "Am I a REDNECK?".

You might be a redneck if.....
- Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
- Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
- You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
- Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
- You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
- Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
- Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
- You can get dog hair from your belly button.
- The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
- You have a rag for a gas cap.
- The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge'.
- A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
- One of your kids was born on a pool table.
- You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
- You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
- You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
- You own a homemade fur coat.
- Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
- On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
- Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
- You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
- Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
- You got Clapper devices controling the appliances in your house.
- You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
- The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
- The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
- You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
- You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
- The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
Let Me See Them Pictures Again!Hhhhmmmm. . .Let Me Sign That Guestbook!