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20 Proverbs to "Live By" |
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If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. |
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Age is a high price to pay for maturity |
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he will be a mile away -- and barefoot. |
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic |
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Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. |
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A closed mouth gathers no feet. |
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. |
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It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. |
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. |
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. |
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. |
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It must be spring because I'm breathing in short pants. |
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If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the trip. |
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Always yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. |
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. |
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