My Mudder

When my prayers were poorly said, Who was it tucked me into bed, And spanked my arse til it was red? My Mudder

Who lift me from my cozy cot And put me on an ice cold pot, And made me P if I could or not? My Mudder

And when the morning lights had come, And on my crib I dribbled some, Who came and wiped my little bum? My Mudder

Who did my hair so neatly part, And press me gently to her heart And sometimes squeeze me til I fart? My Mudder

Note: I'm still looking for pictures to go with this page. I'm also looking for the midi 'Hello Mudder, Hello Father'. Would anyone with any ideas or locations please email me..