Virus Jokes

(remember, this is a HUMOR page)

VIRUS ALERT!! PLEASE IMMEDIATELY SCAN YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again)

AT&T VIRUS: Every three minuites it tells you what great service you're getting.

MCI VIRUS: Every three minuites it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism".

ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every componet in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS(#2): Their is sumthing rong wit yor komputer, ewe jsut cant figyuor ouut watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: Your in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

PBS VIRUS: Your programs stop every few minuites to ask for money.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

SEARS VIRUS: Your data wont appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs......NO NEW FILES!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.