What do you call a man with no arms and no legs.................

laying in a pile of leave? Russell.

Same guy, 6 months later? Pete.

In the lake? Bob.

In a ditch? Phil.

On the wall? Art.

What do you cal his arms and legs? Pieces of Art.

What if he also dosen't have a tounge? Tasteless Art.

A woman with no arms/no legs/no torso? Mufffie.

No feet? Neil.

In your mailbox? Bill.

Left out in the sun? Wilt.

Covered with cement? Rock.

With Parkinson's shaving? Nick.

Holding a chain in each hand? Link.

With one leg? Tip.

Hit by lightening? Rod.

On railroad track? Spike.

Out of the wind? Lee.

On an antenna? Guy.

A woman w/no arms/no legs in a vase? Rose.

Lying on a grill? Frank.

Woman lying on a grill? Patty.

On a golf course? Chip.

Sitting on a hill? Cliff.

Twin boys hanging over the window? Curt 'n' Rod.

In your hot tub? Stu.

On hot asphalt? Flip.

Outside the door? Matt.