Mike and his pregnant
wife live on a farm in the distant rural
regions. No running
water, no electricity, etc. One night,
Mikes' wife begins
to deliver the baby. The local doctor is
there in attendance.
"What d'ya want me to
do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern,
Mikey.
Here it comes!" the
doctor delivers the child and holds it
up for the proud father
to see. "Mike, you're the proud father
of a fine strapping
boy."
"Saints be praised,
I..."
Before Mike can finish
the Doctor
interrupts,
"Wait a minute. Hold
the lantern, Mikey." Soon
the doctor delivers
the next child.
"You've a full set
now, Mikey.
A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..." Again
the Doctor cuts in,
"Hold the
lantern, Mikey, Hold
the lantern!"
Soon the Doctor delivers
a third child. The
doctor holds up the baby for Mike's
inspection. "Doctor,"
asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light
that's attracting them?"
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