A Golf expert took a friend to a golf course for the first time and told him,
"Hit the ball as close to the flag as you can." They played 18 holes together and when they finished, the golf expert said, "Don't feel bad about never getting the ball into a hole~ that takes time."

His friend said,
"You never told me to try
getting it  IN !"

Two men were undressing
in the club house
when one noticed that the other
was wearing pantyhose.
"When did you start wearing panty-hose ?"
he asked.
"When my wife found a pair in the glove
department,"
he answered.......