One
day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it
will
cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty
dollars," the dentist says.
"That's
a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a
cheaper
way?"
"Well,"
the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can
knock
it down to $60."
"That's
still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay,"
says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply
rip
the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with
charging
$20."
"Nope,"
moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hm,"
says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my
students
do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous,"
says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
