Trust me... from my own experience

He will give you the worst pole, the worst reel, and the worst bait..
pretend to be overjoyed..

If your fish is bigger, hurry and throw it
back in the water
after all, his ego  is at stake here..

Don't watch him when he bites the
worm in half
'Cause he will want to  kiss you with
those same lips..
Yuk

If The Fish are biting
be prepared to go hungry  and  thirsty...
you will be there for a while..
 

Fishing is relaxing and enjoyable
therefore don't expect conversation...

You will hear him tell his freinds
about the big one that got away
don't tell them it was really a bottom snag...
 

Last But Most Important
as soon as you get home with all
those fish....
say you have this headache~
and let him clean 'em ...
after all, you are the one who will have
to cook them....

Happy Casting....