Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United
States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the
people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog
vendor and they both walk toward the cart.  "Two dogs, please,"
she says.
 

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter.  Excited, the companions
hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush.  Staring at it
for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously,
...........
..........
 
 

"What part did you get?"

can you imagine ....
I don't think i will be able to eat another hot dog
hee hee