Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no
need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the
exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally
prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice
exercises right in your home.

 EXERCISE 1:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the
door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door
shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that
position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time
wasn't effective enough.
 

 EXERCISE 2:
Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement
floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on
the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a
friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened
and
chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

 EXERCISE 3:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger
into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.  Smash the
bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to
meet next year and do it again. You are now properly prepared.
 Just a thought for all the women out there.

Wonder Why Men Can Be A Problem ?

 MENtal illness
 MENstrual cramps
 MENtal breakdown
 MENopause
 Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this
to all of the women you know and brighten their day!!!   .....and when we
have real trouble, it's HYSterectomy

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