Miss Bee was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and
 kindness to all in the RV park where she had settled down enjoying her
 retirement.

 A local pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring and
 she welcomed him into her Victorian decorated park model.

 She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

 

  As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
 glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.

 In the water floated, of all things, a condom!  Imagine his shock and
 surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped .... or
 something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her
 parlor.

 When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
 tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
 floater, but soon if got the better of him, and he could resist no
 longer.

 "Miss Bee," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this."
 (pointing to the bowl)

 

 "Oh yes," she replied "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last
 fall, and I found this little package.  It said to put it on the organ
 and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think
 it's working!.............I haven't had a cold all winter!"