I have
just returned from spending
a week at 'Obedience
Training School'
and after all
that training~
My Dog ran
away.
Go Figure...
Well being
the thrifty person that I am,
I decided that
all I learned could also be
applied to
my MAN...
How To
Treat Him Like a Dog !
Retrieving
Begin
this during basic obedience training.
If
he likes chasing balls, let him chase a ball.
If
he likes chasing sticks, let him chase a stick.
But
if he starts chasing women ~
Have
him neutered.
Play
Dead
Unfortunately
he has learned this all by himself.
Just
make special plans to go somewhere, like
your
Mother's house...
And
You will hear "Aw honey, I am dead tired "
A
few minutes later he's on the sofa watching
a
football game
Roll
Over
Roll
over is taught from the play dead position,
using
hand signals, physically move him
form
your side of the bed, and take
control
of all the blankets
Sit
Up And Beg
If
the treats are right, he will be doing this
all
the time. Reward him with a nice pat
on
the head,and don't forget to say good boy !
Stay
He
must learn to stay at home when
you
go shopping. There are good reasons
for
this...
When
you are done you won't feel like walking
all
the aisles looking for him... And you don't
want
him to take a bite out of your spending.
Bring
The Newspaper
This
classic trick can be a great service to you.
It
can save needless steps and be a great
comfort
to you when the weather is chilly or
terribly
hot. While you are busy relaxing, he will
be
happily working.
And
you get to cut out the coupons before
he
reads it. Also very good to have the paper
around
when you need to smack him.
Jump
You
are in charge.
Teach
him the right commands. When you say jump-
he
says How high ?
You
don't need a hoop or a stick unless he
needs
re-enforcement.
Potty
Train
Let
him know where the nearest
tree
or fire hydrant is.
And
you will never have to worry
about
the toilet seat being wet or left
in
the upright position.
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I think my man went to look for the dog~ ha ha
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hints here
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