Arrested In A Pumpkin Patch

Police arrested M.Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident
of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 PM Friday. Davidson
will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the County Courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch,
he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside,
and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the County Courthouse
jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he thought was appropriate for his purposes,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.

 

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington
Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure", said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to [Davidson] and he's . . . just working away at this
pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize what
you're doing with that pumpkin?'

He got real surprised as you would expect and then looked me straightin the face and said:
"'A pumpkin? Damn.... is it midnight already?'"

{make sure you check out your pumpkins for signs of abuse }
LOL