Remember
When  You Were
Very, Very Young

And you believed the story your
folks told you about the stork ?

And when they told you all about
the tooth fairy, you hid your tooth under
the  pillow

And then there was the matter
with the jolly fat man in a red suit.
And you left cookies and milk out overnight.

What about the little green leprechaun ?

with the promise of a pot of gold?

And then there were the times you
heard the grownups say
'Holy Cow'

But you never, ever seen one..and
wondered how the milk could stay in there
anyways...

And everytime you heard them say,
"It's raining cats and dogs"

You ran outside real fast, but never
found a puppy or a kitty !
 

Now you really know better
there are no such things...
except maybe for the
Easter Bunny