To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of
 his apartment building in order to tan himself.
 Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and
 managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".
The young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some
 lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
 

 The girl showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young
 man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into
the
 living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however, the young
 man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went
 into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then
 placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate
 relief
 of his pain.

 The girl, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into
 the kitchen to see him with his tool immersed in a glass of
milk....
 Upon seeing this, the girl  exclaimed,
"So that's how you guys
 load those  things!"