You Jane, Me Tarzan??

 Tarzan is walking through the jungle one day and
 gets in a fight with a
 lion. The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes,
 and rips off his
 penis.
 

 Left for dead Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and
 rescues him. Taking
 him up to their tree house, they give him a gorillas
 arm to replace the
 one he lost. An eagle's eye for his eye, and a baby
 elephant's trunk to
 replace his penis.

 After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah
 asks Tarzan "How do you
 like?"

 Tarzan replies "Me like new arm, very strong.  Me
 like new eye, see far
 and good. But me no like new willie, all day long it
 picks up leaves and
 shoves them up my butt.