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How do you make an eight-hundred-ton dinosaur move? With dino-mite |
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Do dinosaurs really make good construction workers? No, but they make good destruction workers! |
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if the three primary forms of rock are igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary, which rock was not around during the Age of the Dinosaurs? Rock and Roll! |
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Are geologist music lovers? Sure, they dig rock! |
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How do you know if a dinosaur is a vegetarian or a meat eater? You lie down on a plate silly! |
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What was the dinosaurs' most specacular achievement? They looked so scary they didn't have to have to dress up for Halloween! |
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What is the difference between a dinosaur and a dragon? Dinosaurs are too young to smoke! |
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Did the cavemen have trouble stuffing a dinosaur for Thanksgiving? No, forty cavemen were enough to stuff one dinosaur - unless it was extra hungry! |
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Did cavmen and cavewomen wear dinosaur teeth as necklaces? Sure, anytime a dinosaur bit one of them in the neck! |
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How did young dinosaurs get an increase in allowance? By putting the bite on their parents! |
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What did the sign say when a dinosaur union member picketed? More prey for less work! |
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Why do geologists admire dinosaurs? Because geologists have rocks in their heads! |
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Why don't dinosaurs go to Burger King? They can have it their way no matter where they eat! |
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What did the dinosaurs do when the Ice Age came? What else - they went skating! |
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