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| :) I Sell Smiles :) |
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| VICKI: An unhappy rich woman, sits impatiently on a bus stop bench. |
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| MIKE: A homeless man, sits down next to her with a big smile on his face. |
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| VICKI: What are you smiling for? |
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| MIKE: It's what I do. |
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| VICKI: I won't ask. |
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| MIKE: I sell smiles for a living. |
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| VICKI: I'm not interested. |
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| MIKE: Here, have a free one - on me. |
| (He smiles at her) |
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| VICKI: No thank you. |
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| MIKE: Sorry, can't take it back. You'll have to give it to someone else. |
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| VICKI: What? |
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| MIKE: The smile. You'll have to give it away if you don't want it. Or sell it if you like- apparently it hasn't been used much. |
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| VICKI: What do you mean by that? |
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| MIKE: You don't smile very often, do you? |
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| VICKI: So what if I don't? |
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| MIKE: Shouldn't waste your smile...there's plenty of people who could use one. |
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| VICKI: Well they can have mine. |
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| MIKE: Your what? |
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| VICKI: My smile. |
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| MIKE: I don't see one. |
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| VICKI: I thought you just gave me one. |
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| MIKE: I tried, but it didn't stick. I think it bounced right off. |
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| VICKI: Fine. What's there to smile about anyway? |
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| MIKE: Well- |
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| VICKI: You don't have to answer that. |
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| MIKE: There's lots of things to smile about. It's a beautiful day outside; the busses are running on time- |
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| VICKI: I don't want to hear about it. |
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| MIKE: -and look at that flower over there, now that would make anybody smile. |
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| VICKI: Would you leave me alone! |
| (a long moment of silence. Finally, she gives in) |
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| VICKI: So what's the going rate on smiles these days? |
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| MIKE: Pardon me? |
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| VICKI: Your smiles...how much are they? |
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| MIKE: Oh, they're very expensive. |
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| VICKI: So's my taste. |
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| MIKE: You probably couldn't afford me. |
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| VICKI: Try me. |
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| MIKE: I'm warning....it'll cost you. |
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| VICKI: Yes, I know, HOW MUCH? |
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| MIKE: One smile. |
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| VICKI: One smile? |
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| MIKE: That's how much they cost. |
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| VICKI: What? |
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| MIKE: The price for a smile is exactly one smile. That's the going rate. |
| (She thinks about it) |
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| VICKI: Alright(smiles) I'll take one. |
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| MIKE: It was a pleasure doing business with you.(he leaves) |
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| (Daisy, a teacher, sits down next to her) |
| DAISY:What's with the smile? |
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| VICKI: I sell smiles for a living. |
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