Top 40 Signs you're a FOB

1. You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny. 
2. Your last name is longer than ten letters, i.e. Chandraprakash or Subramanian. 
3. You get high off butter chicken and/or mango frooti. 
4. Your gang's name is the Fob Squad or Fobby By Nature. 
5. Your gang's uniform is a Michael Jackson T-shirt with Rambo pants. 
6. Your top pick-up line is "Just have your mummy call my mummy baby, it is being
   all good." 
7. You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever you leave the house. 
8. At clubs, you're overheard saying, "So what if my mummy picks out my clothes,
   you know this gear is fly baby!" 
9. You run around the streets of New York City yelling, "I LUB AMRIKA!" 
10. (for guys) You wear tight, fitted jeans. 
11. (for girls) You have to jack up your pants to get them tight. 
12. (for girls) You have a mustache. 
13. (for guys and girls) You are a pencil-bearded Malu. 
14. You are the captain and sole member of your school's cricket team. 
15. You play the sitar and/or tabla three hours everyday. 
16. You go to Rutgers University or the University of Maryland at CollegePark. 
17. You wear a turban, with a chin-strap. 
18. You're a fake DJ. 
19. You leave you're top three buttons undone to showoff your chest hairsand gold
    chains. 
20. People can smell your imitation Drakkar Noir from miles away. 
21. You play Aantakshri. 
22. You go on America Online to pick up guys or girls. 
23. You work at an Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls. 
24. You got a nose-ring, watched "Kama Sutra," or smoke bedis in order to "keep it
    real." 
25. Trying to assimilate into American society, you changed your name to LeRoy
    Jenkins from Ramandeep Jitinder Sandhu Akash. 
26. You wear a kurta pajama at clubs. 
27. You are pre-med. 
28. You turn your electricity off periodically to remind you of India. 
29. At parties, you discuss politics and why petrol prices are so damn high. 
30. Anyone you don't like is a "bloody idiot" or a "bastard." 
31. You think black people are the source of all crime. 
32. You always get into a fight at a party because someone bumped into you or
    looked at your girl. 
33. You changed your name to Johnny Patel or Dimple Bhat, moved to Bombay,and
    are trying to become the next Indian movie star. 
34. You have posters of Salman Khan all over your room. 
35. You're name is Ashok and you need your ass-thaa-maa medicine. 
36. You nod your head the same way for yes and no. 
37. You're favorite expression is "VOH!" 
38. Instead of saying something's the bomb, you say, "That was awesome thing
    man!" 
39. You smell like masalai/indian spices wherever you go.
40. You send wack forwards making fun of Indian people.