Medical Terminology 

Little is known of the "deviant" desi that once applied to Med School.
Listed below are the results of his entrance exam dug up from some ancient 
archives. Needless to say he didn't make it... (surprising, isn't it!!)

FUNNY MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

  Benign.........................What you be after you be eight. 
  Antibody.......................Against everyone.  
  Artery.........................The study of fine paintings.
  Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
  Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. 
  Benign.........................what you be after you be eight
  Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
  Cauterize......................made eye contact with her
  Cesarean Section...............A district in Rome.
  Colic..........................A sheep dog.
  Coma...........................A punctuation mark. 
  Congenital.....................Friendly
  D&C............................Where Washington is. 
  Dilate.........................To live longer.
  Enema..........................Not a friend.
  ER.............................the things on your head that you hear with
  Fester.........................Quicker than someone else. 
  Fibula.........................A small lie.
  Genes..........................Blue denim slacks
  G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball. 
  Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
  Hemorrhoid.....................A male from outer space
  Impotent.......................distinguished, well known
  Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
  Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
  Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid. 
  Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
  Node...........................I knew it.
  Organ Transplant...............what you do to your piano when you move
  Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted. 
  Pap Smear......................A fatherhood test.
  Paralyze.......................Two far-fetched stories
  Pathalogical...................A reasonable way to go
  Pharmacist.....................Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
  Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis. 
  Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
  Protein........................In favor of young people
  Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery. 
  Rectum.........................Almost killed him
  Red Blood Count................Dracula
  Rheumatic......................Amorous
  Secretion......................Hiding something 
  Seizure........................Roman emperor.
  Tablet.........................A small table.
  Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport. 
  Tibia..........................Country in North Africa
  Triple Bypass..................Better than a quarterback sneak
  Tumor..........................More than one, an extra pair
  Urine..........................Opposite of "you're out" 
  Varicose.......................Near by/close by
  Vein...........................Conceited