Dear Dad:

Hey! Remember when I spouted off about neckwear? Well, I may have been a little hasty.

Mom brought home some nifty neckware for me. You should see it. It ROCKS! I mean, the colors are neon, and it's smooth. I look pretty bad, if you know what I mean.

I like it so much I prefer to leave it on even at night. Mom says that's perfectly all right. So does Uncle Matt. He says lots of people like to wear leather at night. What do you suppose he means?

Love,
Sluggo