Q:What is a mummy's favorite music?

A:WRAP Music!

Q:Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

A:Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q:Why did the forest ranger arrest the ghost?

A:He didn't have a haunting license!

Q:What's a vampire's favorite holiday?

A:Fangs-giving!

Q:What does a little monster call it's parents?

A:Mummy and deady!

Q:What instrument does a SKELETON play?

A:A trom-BONE!

Q:What kind of mistakes do GHOSTS make?

A:Boo-boos!

Q:Why didn't the SKELETON cross the road?

A:Because he had no guts!

Q:Where do VAMPIRES live?

A:In the Vampire State Building!

Q:How do you greet a 3-headed MONSTER?

A:Hello, hello, hello!

Q:What do you call a WITCH who lives at the beach?

A:A sand-witch!

Q:Why did DRACULA go the dentist?

A:To improve his bite!

Q:What do GHOSTS eat for breakfast?

A:Scream of wheat!

Q:Where does DRACULA keep his treasures?

A:In the blood bank!

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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