So I hopped out of bed and downstairs I did creep. I went to the kitchen in search of a bite. If I filled up my stomach, perhaps I'd sleep tight. The cupboard was empty the fridge, it was bare. I searched but I couldn't find food anywhere. I looked out the window: Streets covered with snow; at two in the morning-- just where could I go? I spied my computer, I'd just go boot-up that. I'll take me online for some Christmas Eve chat. The modem connected without a delay! In the blink of an eye, I'd be chatting away. But-----no voice bid me "Welcome" or said: "You've got mail." And I thought now's a bad time for my sound card to fail. My buddy list opened with not even one name. Is everyone sleeping? Well, I'll go play a game. I couldn't get into Out Of Order or Slingo. Strike A Match wouldn't work--and neither did Bingo!!!!!!
The chat rooms were empty!I thought: Wow--that's just great?
In wonder---I read: "Hey---it's 3:53.
If you really are Santa (that jolly, old elf)
I walked down the stairs and there 'round my tree, author unknown |