CatTags & 1 Liners
- "A cat a day keeps the blues away."
- "A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs."
- "All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
- "CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!
- "Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs."
- "Cats don't need any excuses..."
- "Cats rule and dogs drool!"Sassy
- "Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
- "I could have more fun in cat litter."
- "I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
- "I was a cat in my other lives."
- "If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat."
- "It's a cat book. You sniff the lines!" * Cat
- "Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are."
- "MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
- "Never try to outstubborn a cat."
- "NO!" to a cat means "Not while I am looking."
- "The cat was created when the lion sneezed." - Arab Myth
- "What do you mean you formatted the cat?"
- (Cat): "Not now. I have to go pee on the laundry."
- * Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
- * If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat *
- *:*:*:*:My cat walks all over me:*:*:*:*
- *Dogs come when called...Cats have answering machines*
- *Furball - a game cats like to play on the floor*
- *purrpetmeorIscratchyoureyesoutpurr - common feline term*
- .....Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist
- A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely.
- A cat is all love and energy!!!
- A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
- A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
- A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
- A cat is just a bundle of purr.
- A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
- A cat is the universe's way of showing us purr-fection.
- A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
- A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
- A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read.
- A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
- A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
- A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
- A few cats short of a litter.
- Actually, cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
- After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
- Ain't room to cuss a cat w/out gettin fur in your mouth
- All I need to know I learned from my cat.
- An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
- As busy as a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes
- Bathed the cat--took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue.
- Bureaucat:A kitty who sleeps on your undies...
- C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\pet\cat\ignore\human
- Call my cat?!No, I just run the can opener...
- Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen
- CAT : Furry keyboard cover.
- CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
- Cat asleep on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
- Cat look #1 : You might *think* it's your chair but .....
- Cat philosophy - when in doubt cop an attitude!
- Cat philosophy:I am, therefore give me tuna.
- Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying.
- Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
- CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4 am
- Cat Rule #377:When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
- Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
- Cat...an attitude in fur!
- CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur.
- Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
- hed in mystery.
- Cat:Furry alarmclock.
- CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of cats.
- Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
- Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences.
- Cats *can* wait until after 6:00 a.m. to be fed on the weekends.
- Cats - by Ann Gora
- Cats are easier to train than kids!
- Cats are good lapwarmers for modemers.
- Cats are purrfect.
- Cats don't mind if you do all the driving.
- Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped.
- Cats have purr-sonality. =^..^=
- Cats know cats will get some human food if patient.
- Cats know how we feel.They don't care, but they know.
- Cats know looking adorable after misbehaving negates their crime.
- Cats know mom's breasts are pillows that need fluffing.
- Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same
- Cats must attack their human's shoelaces when she is tying them.
- Cats must balance their 25 pound body on their human's full bladder.
- Cats must barf up hairballs on their mom's computer keyboard.
- Cats must drag their butt on the carpet after exiting the litter box.
- Cats must faithfully chase the cursor around the screen.
- Cats must jump on the toilet seat just as their human is sitting down.
- Cats must not beat the dog up because he's stupid.
- Cats must play in the toilet and get the seat wet so Mom will yell at Daddy.
- Cats must sit on Mom's hand and purr while she is using the computer.
- Cats must sit on the key marked "Del".
- Cats must sleep in the middle of the bed. The corners are not as comfy.
- Cats must stick their paw into mom's mouth while she's sleeping.
- Cats must stick their tail in the little human's lollipop.
- Catskill Mountains: The land of dead mice.
- Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
- Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
- Computer and TV screens exist to backlight a cat's lovely tail.
- DeliCATe:A dainty kitten who likes kosher.
- Does a radioactive cat have 18 halflives?
- Dogma? I prefer Catma, they cost less to feed.
- Dogs think they're human.Cats know they are.
- Don't ask me...the cat's in charge around here.
- Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us cats!
- Everything I need to know, I learned from my cat.
- How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
- Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
- I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
- I love cats. On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em.
- I'm busier than a cat in a Litter Box!!!
- I'm the boss.My cat said so!!
- I've a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
- If I throw a cat out my car window, is it kitty litter?
- It took my cat a month to fully train me.
- It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat.
- iT's HARd to tYpe wHiLE holdINf a Cat!
- It's the cat's house; I just pay the rent.
- Managing software engineers is like herding cats.
- Never trust a smiling cat.
- Never try to out stubborn a cat.
- Outrageous! Does your cat put YOU out at night?
- People don't own cats, cats own people.
- PURR if you love cats
- Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
- The best kind of cat toy has a person on one end.
- The cat lets me live here.
- The cat thinks she can type better than I can.
- The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
- The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws.
- The more people I meet, the more I love my cats....
- The pillow on the bed belongs to the cat.
- There is no such thing as "just a cat".
- There is no such thing as an ordinary cat.
- There's no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- This tagline guarded by attack cat!
- To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
- To start your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.
- Typos? Blame my cat.
- Who knows the mind of a cat?
- You look like you've been in a fight with a wild cat.
- You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
- You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
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