Genealogy Humor

• When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines.

• Old genealogist never die, they just lose their census.

• Why waste your money looking up your family tree, just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

• The fellow who leans on his family tree may never get out of the woods.

• Every family tree has its sap.

• Shake any family tree and your are bound to get a few nuts.

• Pruning family trees is not allowed.

• My family tree must be a pecan because it is full of nuts.

• Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease.

• My family tree needs more wood and less sap.

• Having children is hereditary. If you parents hadn't had any, neither could you.

• Life takes its toll, have exact change ready.

• Old genealogists never die. They just become vital statistics.