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Many of us have jobs full of stress and we need a chuckle now and then. The following stress relievers are offered:
1. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. . . ??
2. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE !
3. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
4. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up ! ! !
5. <------------- The information went data that way ---------------------->
6. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
7. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
8. Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
11. BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
12. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go !
13. Access Denied -- nah nah na nah nah
14. The name is Baud........, James Baud.
15. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
16. C:\ Bad command or file name ! Go stand in the corner.
17. Bad Command. Bad, Bad command! Sit! Stay! Staay....
18. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
19. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon ? (Yep/Nope)
20. Backups? Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups.
21. E Pluribus Modem
22. . . . File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
23. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
24. A Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral device available.
25. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
26. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C. (Y/N)
27. Does fuzzy logic tickle ?
28. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
29. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
30. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
31. SENILE.COM found . . . . Out of Memory
32. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
33. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
34. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
35. DEFINITION: Flying Saucer: The resultant when a nudist spills their coffee.
35. RAM Disk is not an installation procedure.
35. There are 3 - 35 kinds of people: Those that can count and those than can't
36. Shell to DOS.... Shell to DOS.... Come in DOS, do you Copy?
37. All computers wait at the same speed.
38. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
39. Press CTRL ALT DEL to continue . . . .
40. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . . .
41. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . . .
42. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
43. E-mail returned to sender - - insufficient voltage.
44. All Wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
45. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. . . ??
46. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
47. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
48. Best file compression around: DEL *.* gives 100% compression
49. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
50. REALITY.SYS Missing -- Organization Halted !AND, ADMITTEDLY COPIED:
ON THE KEYBOARD OF LIFE, ALWAYS KEEP ONE FINGER ON THE ESCAPE KEY