Things To Think About
- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
- Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
- Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
- Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
- Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
- Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't
go wrong at once.
- The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got
the guts to bite people themselves.
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
- It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
- There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell
everything you know.
- Do unto others, then run.....................
