Words of Wisdom

• Keep your words soft and sweet 'cause you never know when you'll have to eat 'em.

• Life is like a shower - one wrong move and your in hot water.

• The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching.

• Dead owls don't give a hoot.

• The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - 'cause you never know when your finished.

• Never try to drown your sorrows, especially if she can swim.

• You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind.

• There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it.

• If at first you don't succeed, your skydiving days are over.

• Never get between a dog and his bone, a bear and her cubs, or a man and his spittoon.

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