Please tell me I'm not the only one who can relate to this:
 

When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains,
And missed mine.

When God passed out looks,
I thought he said books,
And didn't want any.

When God passed out ears,
I thought he said beers,
And asked for two long ones.

When God passed out legs,
I thought he said kegs,
And asked for two fat ones.

When God passed out noses,
I thought he said roses,
And asked for a big red one.

When God passed out heads,
I thought he said beds,
And asked for a big soft one.

When God passed out hips,
 I thought he said lips,
And asked for two large round ones.

God am I a mess!!

(~AUTHOR UNKNOWN~)