Two
friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't
have a lighter,
so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do,"
he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled
out a 12 inch
Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said
his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"
"I got it from
my genie."
"You have a
genie?"
"Yes, right
here in my golf bag."
"Could I see
him?"
He opens his
golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie,
"Since, I'm
a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'"
the genie replies.
The friend
asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops
back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there,
waiting for
his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken
and
the sound of
a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend
tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not
a million ducks!"
He answers,"I
forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really
think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
ha ha ha under par lol