Richard Simmons
Eat Your Heart Out

Today
I  will lose the weight
I don't need you at all

okay okay
so no one warned me about
the rope...
You are not supposed to stand under
the ceiling chandelier,
while swinging the rope upwards..
(10 stitches later and a new globe)

And if you don't have a dog
grab a cool bird..
( either way you get to go for a walk )
 

Do all your grocery shopping at
the no-fat, no-calories, no-good-food
store.
( at least it won't be busy )
 
 

Take up Bowling with your
friends....
( you could have a ball )
not to mention a few pulled muscles
 

Well let me tell you girls ~
After a week of excercise
good healthy food and
lots of fun...
I decided that

I Liked My Puter best
so here i sit to rest...
P.S.
I used the rope as my new belt,
and the turkey...
Oh well.. I ate him...
and the bowling ball makes
a lovely planter...

Besides I Get Enough Excercise At Work::
When an applicant asked if the company had
a fitness program,
The human resources manager replied, "Oh, our employees don't
need one. They are routinely jumping
to conclusions, flying
off the handle, beating around the bush,
running down the
boss, going around in circles, dragging
their feet, dodging
responsibility, passing the buck, climbing
the ladder, wading
through paperwork, pulling strings,
throwing their weight
around, stretching the truth, bending the rules,
stabbing
others in their backs and pushing their luck!"

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