The Most Zaniest
of all would have to be
"The Whoopie
Cushion"
What kind of
person would delight in sneaking that thing onto someone's chair, just
to hear their own hot air going ~phssssssssssssttttt !!!
Yuk and even
putting their lips onto something someone has sat on.
hee-hee
The Bustle
No way could
this have been invented by a woman.
I mean
some of our butts are big enough,
without making
them stick out more.
Can you imagine
sitting at out computers all day with that thing on ???
LOL ~
too much
Now here is
a novelty
Man just needed
another one like them that they could talk through.
And they call
us women ' Dummies'
On the average
~ How many people do you
know of , that
actually brush their
dogs teeth.
And tell
me, " How you get them to rinse and spit ??"
Aww
The craze of
the 50's
that's
still around today
so are the
hip replacements we now need...
hee hee
Was it invented
by a caveman ??
{ well it's
round ya know }
The Ultimate
In
' Pet Rocks'
You don't have
to feed them,
walk them,
or even talk to them.
They never
grow old, they never die.....
They don't
do anything
let's face
it....
I just found
this out OMG
cannot believe
this....
Someone really
invented ' DIAPERS'
for birds....
Now the question
is...
how we gonna
catch them to put them on, and whose gonna change them when needed.
Great idea
though,
would not have
to wash my windshield as much.
ROFLMAO
*****
Now this has
to be just about the greatest
invention ever
made~
Woman are you
listening ??
A 'Muzzle'
For Your Man
hee hee hee
invented by
a woman
Who says you
can't have the Last Word ??
And it also
helps control his bad breath
ha ha ha
And remember
he can't BITE...
I dedicate this page to
' Donna Lee'
who requested it...
Thanks Donna