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What You
Always
Wanted To Know
About The
" K I S S "

But was afraid to ask ...

There are  so many  types of kisses
One never knows the correct
one at the time ~
Let me  enlighten you ~

Quickie Kiss
You know the one you get when you go out the door, most of the time your nose gets it instead of your lips.

Short Pucker with a Smacking Sound
Reserved for dear Aunt Ethel, Gramma, and the little kids.

You're Only My Friend Kiss
The one that causes gossip to start.

 

Across The Miles Kisses
The intense longing to hold, to touch,
to be able to put your lips together,

You know the kind ~ hot and steamy  lol
 

The Ice Kiss
Cold and Unfeeling
No Chills here..

The Reward Kiss
One that is given for taking out the trash, watching the kids, or cooking dinner.

The Unexpectant Kiss
The one you get when you have  been working hard, and really need a shower,and you really don't want to get close at that moment.

 
 

The Nice Big Juicy Kiss
The kind that you have to use your shoulder to wipe off the excess saliva.


 

The Beggars Kiss

You really think he is a dork
and all you really want to do is run away and hide.
 

The Tornado Kiss
The one that has your head spinning, and makes you dizzy with desire.
{ my favorite  hee hee }
 
 

Just Me And My Cat Kiss
You don't really date and you would rather stay home with Fluffy.


 
 

The Good Morning Kiss
Is the art of holding your breath
as you each just gently brush your lips across each others cheeks, trembling in fear that your breath isn't as bad as the others. 
 

The Butterfly Kisses

You could swear  at least a dozen butterflies are in your belly~
making your knees go wobbly.
 

The French Kiss
Oh My Goodness
I think he's trying to find my tonsils.

 

The Kiss Your Money Good~Bye
After an evening of wining and dining
you shake hands at the door.

 
 
 

The Happy Kisser

   The only thing this one kisses is the

' floor '
 

The Sentimental Kisser
This one remembers
birthdays, holidays, anniversaries.

 
 
 

Let's Just Monkey Around Kiss
This is the big hairy type who enjoys playing, wrestling, and giggling
when you kiss.


LoL  does he look familiar ?
 

The Hopelessly Romantic Kiss
One who sets the mood with
music, wine and low lights.

 

All For Lust Kiss
The long passionate, take my breath away kiss, the nibble behind the ear,
lips tenderly caressing  the nape of your neck, the take me off my feet kind.
{ the rarest of all kinds }


 

Thank You for stopping by
if you have anymore types of kisses
please let me know ~ please sign my guest book.
It makes me happy
And Oh  yeah  kisses to you .......

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