A bottle of sperm from a prize bull.
~bet he's gonna have fun filling another bottle.
 

The bottom half of a theatrical coffin.
~ ya sure how can you lose that ?

The top bar from a horse of the year Show jump.
~guess the horse doesn't want to jump that high anymore.

An outboard motor.
That means someone out there actually has both oars in the water...

A stuffed bird of prey.
~wonder if it was a turkey ?

Several wheelchairs.
~Aw come on- did these people just get up and walk

A box of false eyeballs.
{ claimed by a hospital after six years}
~that means for six years they used marbles ?

A man's ashes in an urn
~try to identify that man...

An artificial leg
~he must have used one of those wheelchairs..

A Skeleton
~must of been someone waiting for a ride

A Double bed
~how in the world did they even get that on the bus...

LoL
These are all true...really
you can find them in the
'Book Of Lists"
by
David Wallechinsky
and Amy Wallace