A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
 was so cold it froze up
 and
  fell to the ground in a large field.
 

  While it was lying there, a cow came by and
 dropped some dung on it.

  As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began
 to realize how warm it
 was.

  The dung was actually thawing him out.  He lay
 there all warm and happy,
 and
  soon began to sing for joy.
 

  A passing cat heard the bird singing, and came to
 investigate.

  Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
 under the pile and
 promptly
  dug him out-and then ate him.

  The moral of the story is.

  1. Not every one who craps on you is your enemy.

  2. Not everyone that gets you out of crap is your
 friend.

  3. When you're in deep crap, keep your mouth
 shut.