Tallie2's Cup-Of-Coffee
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse"
he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the
young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to was you face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse
replies, "I can't tell, I'm only here to wash you face and hands." The ward
Sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched
over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister" he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the
bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way,
had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and
announced, "Nothing wrong with them!" At this the man pulled off is oxygen
mask and asked again, "Are my test results back?"