Tallie2's Cup-Of-Coffee
Dear Friends:
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have,
I will be telling my Elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 Ladies Dancing.
The 11 Lords Leaping have knocked up the 8 Maids A-Milking, and the 9 Pipers Piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 Swans A-Swimming. The 6 Geese A-Laying, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves and the Partiridge In A Pear Tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my Reindeer are in heat,
the Elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have
scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus