Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to
call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him to her Victorian
parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he
sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting
on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.
Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped
or something...! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to
the bowl), "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to
put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease".