A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and then asked,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said,
"I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram,and
the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 55-year-old ass?"
"Oh! Your name never even came up," she replied.
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