REPORTED TO BE REAL-LIFE ADS

~ 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. 
Leave mess.

~ Lost small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

~ A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by 
waitresses in appetizing forms.

~ Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

~ For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large 
drawers.

~ Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to 
take home, too.

~ We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

~ Great Dames for sale.

~ Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

~ Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

~ Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

~ If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis 
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

~ MT. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

~ Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

~ Stock up and save. Limit one.

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