---daily@calder.net wrote:
 Bruce H.G. Calder's                              November 10, 1998
   JOKE-OF-THE-DAY
 
 These bloopers have been (supposedly) written by actual Bible
 College students. It is truly amazing what happens in Bible 
 stories when they are retold by young scholars of our world.
 
 - "Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
    unleavened bread, which is bread made without any
    ingredients."
 - "The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert."
 - "Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten
    Amendments. The First Commandment is to humor thy father and
    mother."
 - "Moses died before he ever reached Canada."
 - "Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol."
 - "The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
    to stand still and he obeyed him."
 - "David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar."
 - "He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in
    Biblical times. "
 - "Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700
    porcupines."

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