From: owner-mikeys-funnies@youthspecialties.com
On a church bulletin were these instructions:
Hold this paper close to your nose and breath deeply.
If the sheet turns green, you need to see a doctor.
If it turns blue, see your dentist.
If it turns red, see your bank manager.
If it turns black, you need to check your will so see your lawyer
immediately.
If, however, it does not change color, then there is nothing wrong with you
and so there is no reason why you should not be in church again next week.
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