From: The DAILY DOSE! 

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he
loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.  In the shop is
a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.

He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock'
anymore.   Now it just goes 'tick... tick... tick."

The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he
rummages around a bit.  He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over
to the grandfather clock.  He turns the flashlight on, and shines it
directly into the clocks face.  Then he says in a menacing voice, .......
"Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

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